Tom "Whitey" Whitelaw is a stylish opening batsman hailing from a long line of real estate agents and cricket lovers. It is hard to rip the piss out of Whitey because he is such a straight laced, decent chap. But, Whitey himself would be the first to admit that he is too straight laced. Heck, he lists Coldplay as one of his favourite bands and he is such a goody two-shoes, he even cooked a meal up for a girl recently...arrrggh! That mental image has just made us all sick! We prefer Whitey in the guise of the technically correct opening batsman that treats 40 over Sunday slogathons as a 5 day test match...that is the Whitey we all know and love!